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My main fandoms are Mass Effect and Dragon Age, but you'll see a bunch of Starkid, Harry Potter, and even some CSI thrown in. I'm mildly politically active, so sometimes there will be posts pertaining to women's rights. You have been warned: I'm very opinionated, even if I hide it most of the time.

I make bracelets (and also do commissions for them) that represent companions and squadmates from the Dragon Age and Mass Effect games. I also do original colors or whatever, but it's more fun to slap a character name on them. I write fan fiction periodically, and original fiction even less frequently. You'll more likely see me liveblogging my adventures in the Mass Effect universe as of late. I'm totally nuts and very careful about tagging my NSFW posts, if I ever do post NSFW, which is, in fact, rare. I'm obsessed with Thane Krios and Mass Effect in general, so just be warned that it shows up. A lot. I also post random stuff a lot, so this blog has no theme, by any definition of the word. It's just an expression of my interests. And it's a crazy ride, so hold on tight.
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    tuxedomask3:

acciojensenackles:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

thosefuckingangels:

jtthompson:

teenagemutantninjaearthworm:

cyruspotnoodle:

ronniekray:

owlthedeadman:

cocktopimp:

rockerfox999:

pelageya:

disturbingimages:

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
Just a comic, are you curious?
Scroll down slowly.

OH THIS IS WHERE THATS FROM

OH FUCK 
FUK YOU


Is this what I think it is? D:

I laughed, fjkdnfd, is that bad.

wHY DID I 
I KNEW SOMETIHNG WAS GONING TO HAPPE n

O H   M Y   G O D
also way to stigmatize disabled folks.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE STOPPED FROM MAKING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN I NEARLY PUNCHED MY LAPTOP AND SENT MY CAN OF COKE FLYING. 

Oh. My.God. 




oh 
shit

SCREAMING AND CRYING OMFG WHY

OH. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
JESUS FUCK.
I HAVEN’T EVEN FINISHED YET.
OH GOD I’M TOO SCARED TO KEEP GOING.
FUCK.
I literally pushed the laptop away (it was very Watson-esque) and then nearly dropped it on my fucking toes..
Ok. Ok. I have to finish it.

…
That wasn’t that bad.
>.>
OKAY YES IT IS HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!

    tuxedomask3:

    acciojensenackles:

    deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

    thosefuckingangels:

    jtthompson:

    teenagemutantninjaearthworm:

    cyruspotnoodle:

    ronniekray:

    owlthedeadman:

    cocktopimp:

    rockerfox999:

    pelageya:

    disturbingimages:

    http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue

    Just a comic, are you curious?

    Scroll down slowly.

    OH THIS IS WHERE THATS FROM

    OH FUCK 

    FUK YOU

    Is this what I think it is? D:

    I laughed, fjkdnfd, is that bad.

    wHY DID I 

    I KNEW SOMETIHNG WAS GONING TO HAPPE n

    O H   M Y   G O D

    also way to stigmatize disabled folks.

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE STOPPED FROM MAKING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN I NEARLY PUNCHED MY LAPTOP AND SENT MY CAN OF COKE FLYING. 

    Oh. 
    My.
    God. 

    oh 

    shit

    SCREAMING AND CRYING OMFG WHY

    OH. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

    JESUS FUCK.

    I HAVEN’T EVEN FINISHED YET.

    OH GOD I’M TOO SCARED TO KEEP GOING.

    FUCK.

    I literally pushed the laptop away (it was very Watson-esque) and then nearly dropped it on my fucking toes..

    Ok. Ok. I have to finish it.

    That wasn’t that bad.

    >.>

    OKAY YES IT IS HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!

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      slowly, just stop while you still can. I’m like literally crying, that was so scar.y. I was far to close to the screen...
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      ha ha ha. well, it was a little predictable, but I appreciated the lack of “scary” sound effects. and it made my...
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      Well, holy fuck. I hope you’re happy.
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      i’m curious but i’m gonna check this out tomorrow morning cuz i’m about to go to bed. i have no idea what this is.
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      i literally threw my computer across the couch
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      Korean ANIME!!!!!! U fooled me worse than a Japanese can.
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      I pooped my pants
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      Just read it again. Christfuck, knowledge is not power!
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      I snapped my laptop shut and screamed. Dude. Nope. Not cool.
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      Wow, I was listening to music and right when it moved my heart dropped and my speakers cut off. Not stopped playing...
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      dare. seriously.